I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all
If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
Do you think some pokemon evolve by trading because they think you’re giving them away forever, so in their fear of abandonment they evolve into something better than they were so you’ll love them again?
i’m a massive sucker for girls with sleeves
you wanna ask me out now or later
you know if i was a young boy and my father took me into the city to see a marching band i would actually be pretty pissed if he said son when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken the beaten and the damned like dad im trying to enjoy this parade can we talk about this later jesus christ